Ex-Penny Calculator - Know Your Worth!

💁‍♀️ Your Details

Where are you taking him to court?

His Annual Income (the more the better 😏): USD

Your Annual Income (if any, queen 👑): USD

Years You Put Up With Him:

👑 Your Royal Compensation Factors

Pain & Suffering Level (1-5):

😊 😡 3

His Biggest Fail:

How Much You Want to Make Him Hurt: 0%

💎 High Net Worth Mode (if he's loaded)

🐕 Pet Custody Battle (they were always yours anyway)

💃 Your Glow-Up Settlement

$0 per year of freedom

Based on our calculations...

👩‍⚖️ Disclaimer: This sassy calculator is for entertainment and catharsis only. Real settlements depend on laws and lawyers. But you're worth every penny, queen!